Services
White Glove Virtual White Glove A La Carte
The Internet is full of well-intentioned advice on how to cut the cord.
It’s helpful, but only up to a point.
Because every streamer has different wants and needs based on what they watch.
WHITE GLOVE
No DIY. Don't lift a finger.
White glove
$425
Not into DIY? We get it.
For clients in the DMV area, we’ll come to your home and install your new streaming setup.
We’ll handle purchasing and installation, as well as configuration on your devices. On top of that, we’ll handle those pesky break up calls with cable and the returning of your existing equipment.
Includes password/subscription organization in a custom document so if you ever are logged out you can easily get back in.
It’s the seamless break up experience and installation you’ve been dreaming of.
Virtual White Glove
It’s Like I’m there.
Virtual White Glove
$300
Outside the D.C. metro area? No problem. With our virtual white glove service, we procure and calibrate all equipment and mail it off to you. More importantly, we walk you through every step of getting set up on FaceTime or Zoom.
It’s everything but seeing my lovely face in person.
A La Carte
Add-Ons & Extras
Call it the streaming paradox: as the number of devices we need help with rises, it’s more and more difficult to find somebody who can actually, you know, help.
CordSlayer offers hourly troubleshooting, both via phone and in-person. Services include technology coaching, device set-up, password optimization, and more.
Whether it’s a mere phone call because an app isn’t updating or you need somebody to come to your house to deal with a thorny issue, CordSlayer has your back and is available to help you troubleshoot any streaming questions.
Phone Consult
$40/hr
In Person (DMV Only)
$75/hr
Extra Services
Renegotiating Internet/Cable Bill
Calling your cable/satellite company is a pain under the best of circumstances and the experience has only become more frustrating with the proliferation of AI chatbots. Let us handle the most dreaded of cord-cutting tasks: sitting on the phone and dealing with cable. Whether you’re looking to downgrade to Internet-only, switching providers, or plan on keeping your bundle, but want somebody to play hardball on your behalf to help reduce costs? Let CordSlayer be your proxy.
Home Technology Procurement
Read to upgrade the old TV? In desperate need of a sound bar? Heck, do you need an air hockey table? Let me be your proxy - I can handle research, purchasing, and delivery of that latest and greatest you-gotta-have-it toy/tech.
Cost Analysis
Still on the fence about cutting the cord? Wondering how much you’d actually save? Let us run the numbers for you: we’ll compare what you’re spending now to what you can expect to pay after a move to streaming, taking into account the costs of standalone Internet, devices, live TV streaming services (ie, YouTube TV), and over-the-top streaming services (ie, Netflix).
Password/App Organization for Subscriptions
Sick of having to remember a different password for every streaming service? Let us help you achieve “password alignment” throughout all your services. We will change and update passwords on all your devices and reorganize the homescreens of your media hubs to your specifications.
Yes! I'm interested.
What comes next?
First things first, fill out the contact form.
Then we’ll get together for a call or Zoom of up to an hour: we’ll go through your needs, wants, must-haves – a thorough intake so I understand what is needed to help you break free of cable.
From there, should you choose to move forward, you’ll get your tailor-made gameplan for your streaming experience. And if you select our white glove package, we’ll schedule a time to come to your home and do the whole thing for you.